at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Actions speak louder than pants.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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