Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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