I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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