It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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