It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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