Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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