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(303): View more from Colorado

I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality

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(302): View more from Delaware

I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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You mean inside out.

(302): View more from Delaware

No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.

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(301): View more from Maryland

NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!

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