Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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