he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
