so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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