ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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