how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Come see our sink grown plant.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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