dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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