It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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