all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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