Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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