And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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