I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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