I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
