Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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