Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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