love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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