Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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