just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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