i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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