I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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