were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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