Dual....:-)
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize
