Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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