And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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