I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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