I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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