If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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