I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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