fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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