we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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