i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You're like the curious george of whores
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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