two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
