We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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