let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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