he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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