Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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