ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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