Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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