David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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