it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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