only if we run a train.
done.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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