turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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