Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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