your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
