69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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