as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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