if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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