im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
