So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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